

I have an ongoing battle with the iguana in the mirror. He is a sneaky fellow. I try to walk around the mirror into the closet but he is not there either! All you can see here is my tail as I conduct my search.
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I have been having problems defecating lately.
Maybe it is old age. I'm getting to be 9 years old. Every few days if
I haven't pooped in the car or outside I have to take a bath. I hate
taking a bath! I get locked in th
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shower with 2 inches of warm (85 degrees) water for fifteen minutes
or until I poop. Here I am crawling out of the shower.